The first thing I want to do in this issue is give a special award to
Righteous. I think I'll
call it 'The I've got an IQ of less than an ant award'...Why? read on...
On Friday night Righteous and Die were playing on scrolly when
Righteous asked Die if he was a girl..to which
Die replied no. Silence
came and then Righteous
called Die a
Upon inquiring why he had been called this (in a very nice
manner of course)Die was
treated to the following response...
"Cos you a bloke and Die is a
Well as you can imagine this confused poor old Die ..after thinking about it for
at least one nano second Die then replied (again very nicely)..
"Er the name
is DIE as in DROP DEAD not as in DI short for DIANA"
To this the
bright Righteous said oh, I
thought it was short for Diana..Ho hum we dont arf get em on here dont
Oh and I won't mention what he asked me to do afterwards
either, lets just say he left the game very very quickly..several
Next up is the pass the
bucket award...This time it goes to Cadbury for the following lickle gem..
Alondysquelch????... I ask you!!
Well I've just read my Mom's so called Poos..opps
Paws column (see I do do this as I go along..snigger) and would just
like to say that Ta Mon, I don't really need any help in writing my
Your see dear muver, I was writing this column long
before you shed your first bit of fur and in those days there was
competition in that there were loads od articles about shades.
face it dear, you was lucky in that you started Plopps..er Paws when
there was nothing to compare it with..but now my dear old column has
come back you can't handle the pressure..still never mind muver
Anyway, I have sent off that application form you gave me for
story writer at the Sunday Sport..I do hope you get it, in the mean time
keep practising at your column...
Next up is Vader ..what happened to you dear boy?? Not only have you
resorted to low stamming 'learner killers' (by that I mean those who
have just started on the road to LS handling..in this case Ranger) but you also berserk from
Now obviously your F keys have broken down or else your
mind and energy is elsewhere...WINK
Oh and now that I mentioned
Ranger ..what can be done
to stop this magnificent killer...not only is he not satisfied with
having one defence to his name but now he has a kill as well!! Keep it
up dear you will soon be numero uno in the killer charts!!
would just like to apologize to Atz ..he is very sorry for attacking and killing you when
you were on only 20 stam but as you kept on zipping hin to your location
he naturally thought that you wanted to fight...how was he to know that
you were trying to get out of a fight with the
out that my poor mom has got Flu...get well soon my dear (oh did you
notice that the first three letters of me moms name spell what she has
got...FLUffs...cor amazing or what???)
Oh before I go, just a quick lickle note to dear
Ravena .Please my love will
you abstain from using your wiz powers to muck up other peoples
fights...By this I mean not zipping a mortal to the immortals lounge
whilst he is trying to attack someone and not forbidding fighting after
his victim has fled and he is going after them
.......Till next time.....Rhiannon
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