From: BobDole
Subject: youngster
Dated: Wed May 01 19:45:10

I have let a young player on the game, which I think is nice to add the di
but the problem is that he says that almost all of what "he" has done so f
gain gifts, I think he needs to get aquainted with the game for a bit
not saying anything bad has happened, don't take it that way
but the fact that he has no idea of the map, and just asks for zips is dis
just requesting that he be left on his own except friendly advice and the
well, just a humble request
Bobdole

From: Nataraja
Subject: Lister's secret
Dated: Thu May 02 10:44:46 (1093)

This is NOT for public consumption and is to be kept STRICTLY
under wraps. Do not even mention it.
PS: It is safe with me!

From: Merilyn
Subject: big secret?
Dated: Thu May 02 13:06:56 (1094)

is it a big secret? what is it?

From: Nataraja
Subject: lister's big secret
Dated: Thu May 02 13:10:05 (1095)

shhhh. can't say. as to how big it is, well how big is big? an
ant is big compared to an amoeba. a galaxy is big compared to earth
but in the earth vs ant stakes...? anyway even if i could give you
an accurate answer i couldn't because i'm sworn not to speak of this
secret at all in any way, so therefore i have purposely avoided
mentioning it. my lips, in short, are sealed.

From: Smit
Subject: shhhh
Dated: Thu May 02 14:05:18 (1096)

I would suggest that all mention of this secret remain behind closed
doors. Scandals of this size and nature have yet to rock the land
of Shades and I suggest we keep it that way.
Futhermore :
It would probably do nothing for poor Lister's already tarnished
reputation amongst his freinds and peers to have this leaked.
If I should see it on tonights NEWS I will be forced to leave shades
and hunt down the culprit. Not a hard task given that only a small
number of persons are privy to such informat

From: Smit
Subject: shhh cntd
Dated: Thu May 02 14:07:19 (1097)

on.
P.S. Lister - your secret is safe with me.
Yours discretely,
.
Smit

From: Lister
Subject: Merchants
Dated: Thu May 02 14:19:07 (1098)

hehe...you wind up merchants
If it gets out, I will have to inform
MI5 and special branch...
who will probably come asking questions
along with the odd visit from the secret police
chuckle...
ssshhhhhh
End of Message......beep

From: Tajemstvi
Subject: bob dole
Dated: Thu May 02 14:33:27 (1099)

okay bob but can ya give us a clue who ya talking about
it might be handy!!!!!!

From: Ronin
Subject: bob dole & youngster
Dated: Thu May 02 17:04:20 (1100)

Try "wo youngster" Tajjie :)
He's a little player................ :)
Ronin THE BIG PUPPA LOVE - Making an usual post in the posty thing

From: Buffy
Subject: ssshhh
Dated: Thu May 02 17:56:04 (1101)

Listy babes....your secret is not safe with me....

From: BobDole
Subject: Youngster
Dated: Fri May 03 02:36:41 (1102)

Tajjie, his name is youngster
by the way sorry about the cut off text
I am still not used to Chattrack
I guess that's all though.
P.S. Ronin - I truelly am an idiot, I agreed to repeat last Friday
P.S.S. I don't even want to know your secret Lister :-)

From: Tajemstvi
Subject: secrets
Dated: Fri May 03 08:05:04 (1103)

Oi I am the secretive one.....
wags her zapper in the direction of lister
We women have mays of making ya talk,and if ya dont
we have ways of making ya suffer...snigger
Taj......
p.s. be afraid very afraid

From: Siva
Subject: Tajemstvi
Dated: Fri May 03 09:45:38 (1104)

Putting 2 + 2 together it seems to me very likely that Taj's
secret is one and the same as Lister's secret. Isn't it time
you both came clean?

From: Tajemstvi
Subject: Clean
Dated: Fri May 03 12:11:36 (1105)

i had a shower this morning i am clean...sniffs lister...er...
the smell is from him not me

From: Branwell
Subject: Clean
Dated: Fri May 03 15:45:41 (1106)

I can confirm Taj had her shower this morning.
See www.tajinshower.cz
(archive pics on request from Siva)

From: Ronin
Subject: Taj & Listy & Bobbly
Dated: Fri May 03 18:31:42 (1107)

I reckon Taj & Listy have taken the vows.
Bobdole :- I take it the date of the repeat evenent is Today(Friday?)
You'll have to let us know what happens <wink>
Ronin - Spanking the Chardonnay as usual!

From: Tajemstvi
Subject: vows
Dated: Fri May 03 18:58:28 (1108)

laugh not if i had anything to do with it
sorry lister, must have been asleep at the time...
was it fun
was it fun

From: Lister
Subject: More Merchants
Dated: Fri May 03 22:02:40 (1109)

I fear more wind up merchants are around
...peer
they are out there....plotting..sniggering
always watching.....

From: Siva
Subject: Quiz & "Everyone"
Dated: Fri May 03 22:29:13 (1110)

A nasty message was left on the wall by someone calling
themself "Everyone". It was to do with the fact that Mischief
wasn't able to get to last night's quiz. Mischief has done
a huge amount to get quizzes going again here, and much more
besides and I think such criticism is unfair. Whoever wrote it
ought to stop hiding behind an anonymous character and
apologise. If "everyone" was an attempt to be a kind of vox
populi, I want to say, s/he doesn't speak for me.
Siva

From: Smit
Subject: Everyone
Dated: Sat May 04 07:21:46 (1111)

Very wll put Siva.
I scrawled something on the wall to that effect.
You have just about covered my feelings on this matter.
But I consider using novices to make silly little wisecracks is
both childish and petty.
Smitty
P.S. shhhh

From: Tajemstvi
Subject: everyone
Dated: Sat May 04 08:24:29 (1112)

well put smit and siva...it sucks when people hide anonymously
why dont they get off their ass and do it themselves..prolly not immort
so get off ya asses make an immort and you put the same amount of time in
and wait for some idiot to make a comment like that
see how you would feel
So in other words Put up or Shut up

From: Ronin
Subject: Everyone.
Dated: Sat May 04 12:31:27 (1113)

While I agree with Taj's comments that people hide behind novices
The idea that it has to be a mortal, I take exception to.
Yes Mischief has worked her cute little ass off, and I for one,
appreciate it (even if I am crap at quizzes!) But, there are plenty
of Immortals around who like to wind up the situation.
.....
Ronin, The Permanent Mortal!

From: Tajemstvi
Subject: quiz
Dated: Sat May 04 12:34:29 (1114)

it was not meant to infer that everyone was not an immortal
it was meant to say that they couldnt run a quiz unless one
so if they were not an immort go make one and do a btter job
and if they were an immort do it yaself
like i said stop bitching bout it and do something about it

From: Siva
Subject: Quizzes
Dated: Sat May 04 18:05:34 (1115)

Don't have to be run by immortals.

From: Proximo
Subject: Everyone!
Dated: Sun May 05 02:18:23 (1116)

Die:) cheerio!

From: Die
Subject: Proximo/Everyone
Dated: Sun May 05 11:02:05 (1117)

Proximo ...
I am NOT Everyone and i strongly resent
your accusation.
I would be grateful if you knidly tell me why
you came to that conclusion!!
If I have anything to say I dont hide behide
an unknown personna as you should well know
May I suggest that in future you get your
facts straight before you start writing crap
on the chat track

From: Siva
Subject: Everyone
Dated: Sun May 05 14:40:28 (1118)

After talking to a lot of people I have come to the conclusion
that this whole Everyone saga has been blown hugely out of
proportion. What happened, it seems, was that the designated QM
of the quiz turned up late and found that Branwell had acted on
initiative and improvised a quiz. No harm done so far.
After the quiz was over, someone wrote a comment on the wall
to the effect that Branwell had done a lousy job. No harm thus
far. It is well known that Branwell ALWAYS by definition
>>>

From: Siva
Subject: Everyone II
Dated: Sun May 05 14:57:36 (1119)

>>>does a lousy job. Under the aforesaid comment this "everyone"
character added the simple rider to the effect that at least
Branwell had turned up. This, it appears, is the comment which has
caused such weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth, poisonous
exchanges between some players and a flowering of foul language
such has not been seen on Shades since Branwell was an abusive novice.
I arsk you.

From: Chant
Subject: Bloodbath Results
Dated: Sun May 05 22:38:32 (1120)

Tonight's winner is Taran - 12 kills and 0 deaths (coo!)
Second is Blotted (I didn't do it!) - 8 kills, 2 defeats and 9 deaths
Third is Gypsy with - 9 kills and 2 deaths
Fourth is Apollyon - 6 kills, 2 defeats and 0 deaths
Fifth is Moriarty - 8 kills and 4 deaths (+ playing with mobiles!)
Sixth is Oofgumpy - 5 kills, 2 defeats and 2 deaths
Seventh is Serenity (who was dead quiet all night!) - 3 kills and 0 deaths
Eigth is Conan - 3 kills and 21 deaths (poor Conan .. )
Contd...

From: Chant
Subject: Bloodbath Result II
Dated: Sun May 05 22:40:35 (1121)

And Ninth is Millie - 2 defeats (yes, I know I got my zeros a bit wrong
on a setscore, don't be picky!) - 2 defeats and 22 deaths (poor Millie!
Congrats all and see you next week!

From: Yog
Subject: Quiz Masters
Dated: Tue May 07 01:44:31 (1122)

I wouldn't mind mind doing the occasional quiz on Shades
given my general popularity and respect other Shadists
have for mine self, it would sure be fun y'all
That I am well loved is not a subject in contention...
nor did I bring it up.
So, I leave the options open for those significant others
to decide...
big fluffy kisses and hugs to all my friends and compadres...
smelly substances of an indeterminate nature to my detractors...
Yog (Sothoth) damn that one word persona law
i not yoghurt!!!

From: Ronin
Subject: Quiz Masters
Dated: Tue May 07 19:12:17 (1123)

1st off - Much Respect and Love to Mischief for Re-Kindling the Quiz Night
2nd - I agree with Yog, It might be fun to have the occasional "Guests" QM
and of course, Missie will be able to play for a change!
.......
Ronin ---> Sending out Lots of love to the Shades Massif!

From: BobDole
Subject: Yog
Dated: Wed May 08 04:48:46 (1124)

I have to agree with Ronin, although I need to make it
to the quiz more often.
also I have to agree with Ronin's "1st off"
sorry if the message isn't written well...
I am drunk.
P.S. I want to say hello to Yog, long time no see
Love, bobdole the drunken Soothsayer

From: Mischief
Subject: quizzles
Dated: Wed May 08 20:33:50 (1125)

I'd be happy for guest QM's - let me know a date when you wanna do it
and go for it!
*hugs Ro*
.
Missy xx

From: Bluebirf
Subject: Quizlings
Dated: Wed May 08 22:22:41 (1126)

Maybe the Quizzes sometimes should be run by those that win
a lot of the time!
Then the last might be first???
.
It's a thought!
Just a small one...
(thought, that is...)

From: Bluebirf
Subject: Quizlings
Dated: Wed May 08 22:31:35 (1127)

oh, fogeot to add...
Thanks to all of you that make things happen for the rest of us:
Chant for the BB's
Zeon for loads
Missey for the Quiz
Siva for the Sea Shanties.
and any I forgot....!

From: Yog
Subject: Quiz Nights
Dated: Wed May 08 23:51:25 (1128)

Mischief I would be happy to next Thursdays quiz (16-5-02) if that's ok
Yog
p.s. Hiya BobDole, I hope we can meet up soon on the game
p.p.s Zeon, sorry for being such an annoying anal retentive
hazeii, I'm sorry, I shall never misspell your name again, if I can help i
p.p.p.s thers nothing more to say, stop reading this message now
p.p.p.p.s I mean it
p.p.p.p.p.s. That's it, you've gone too far...
I shall get the orifice intruder, and set it on MAXIMUM power!
damn, it doesn't work in MUDS... si

From: Bergkamp
Subject: Congrats
Dated: Thu May 09 12:37:59 (1129)

To all you people who wish to congratulate myself and the Arsenal
team, please start leaving your messages now.
.
Bergie.
.
I hope the CT/WALL will be able to cope with all the messages ;-)

From: Tajemstvi
Subject: arsenal
Dated: Thu May 09 18:50:01 (1130)

they did??/
well makes a change....doubt they will repeat it though ;)

There are no more messages.
<*>l
From: Melt
Subject: Orddu...
Dated: Sat May 11 17:48:49

...there's no Poison in Lemon Fanta! I
checked last night. Dunno about Real Fanta
though. x

From: Sheena
Subject: Vobj's
Dated: Sat May 11 22:17:18 (1136)

I do wish immortals would learn how to DESCribe the Vobj's
correctly....
A simple 'is here' on the end makes all the difference
..
Amateurs...:-)

From: Siva
Subject: Siva and Buffy
Dated: Sun May 12 01:42:45 (1137)

How often does it have to be told...I am not married to Buffy.
I am not married to anyone.
I am a confirmed old bachelor.
I don't want any wimmin in my life.
I will never get married to anyone.
I hope this is now clear.
Siva

From: Smit
Subject: Siva and Buffy
Dated: Sun May 12 13:15:18 (1138)

clear as mud

From: Smit
Subject: A bit of a pickle
Dated: Sun May 12 17:46:52 (1139)

I feel it is time a commision is made up to further investigate the
popularity and future public relations of the best of british pickles
Gallup poles recently failed to highlight the best of british by only
asking people in a well to do area of west london which pickles tickled.
The named pickles in the pole were Chilli Branston, Original Branston
Heinz Ploughmans and a Sandwich Pickle from Branston
Please, only the most serious of replies
no jokes about smit being pickled.
Smit.

From: Lister
Subject: Pickles
Dated: Sun May 12 19:05:26 (1140)

Original Branston for me!
crackers and cheese too...bit of butter
top munchin
:)

From: Chant
Subject: Bloodbath results
Dated: Sun May 12 22:01:06 (1081)

Tonight's winner (by rather a bit!) is Taran - 18 kills, 1 defeat, 0 death
Second is Moriarty - 3 kills, 1 defeat and 0 deaths
Joint Third are Serenity and Xander - 1 kill and 1 death
Poor Conan was tonight's cannon fodder with quite a few deaths...aw...
See you all next week for Conan Wreaks His Revenge!

From: Siva
Subject: pickles
Dated: Sun May 12 22:19:53 (1082)

Such things as Branston scarcely deserve to be called pickles.
Prawn Balchao...now that is a pickle.

From: Smit
Subject: Pickles
Dated: Mon May 13 06:04:18 (1083)

Prawn Bilichao is often refered to as a pickle but it is really not a pick
but a chutney.
However your comments have been included into the commisions notes and
will be posted after the full investigation is complete.
Do you serve it as starter or an accompaniment to other dishes?
Maybe the commision will have to broaden its range of pickles to include
such chutneys as Prawn Bilichao but then we may also be forced to investig
those bogus pickles the Americans call burger relishes.
.
Smit

From: Buffy
Subject: pickles
Dated: Mon May 13 09:52:22 (1084)

Branstons Sandwich pickles for me!

From: Smit
Subject: sandwich pickles
Dated: Mon May 13 10:25:48 (1085)

Are you scared of the lumps Buffy?

From: Pauli
Subject: pickles
Dated: Mon May 13 10:33:14 (1086)

It has to be original of course.
Pickles without chunks such as sandwich pickle should be left well
alone they're foul.

From: Siva
Subject: pickles
Dated: Mon May 13 14:54:17 (1087)

alright dammit if prawn balchao is a chutney then Ferns Mango pickle
most certainly is not. I wish to draw a distinction between
vinegar soaked vegetables and real pickles, to which add
the whole Ferns (Mrs Fernandez of Poona) range and of course all
the good homemade stuff.

From: Siva
Subject: In fact...
Dated: Mon May 13 14:58:29 (1088)

in fact (see previous) I think a good name for vinegar-drenched
vegetables would be PRICKLES rather than pickles.

From: Die
Subject: Pickles
Dated: Mon May 13 16:41:55 (1089)

Do you lot actually have LIVES ????
:-))

From: Buffy
Subject: Lumps
Dated: Mon May 13 16:56:25 (1090)

You men never understand what us women have to go through!
.
Gulp,
.
Buffy.

From: Ronin
Subject: Branston
Dated: Mon May 13 19:19:59 (1091)

I have to put my 2p's worth in!
Branston Crisps. Now they Rock!

From: ZEON
Subject: Crisps
Dated: Mon May 13 22:16:18 (1092)

Love Marmite Crisps, Hate Marmite...
Go figure
Im confused.....

From: Siva
Subject: Zeon
Dated: Mon May 13 23:10:23 (1093)

Pleeeeease dont say "Go figure". It's an Americanism.

From: ZEON
Subject: Siva
Dated: Mon May 13 23:49:33 (1094)

Go figure

From: Lestat
Subject: Crisps
Dated: Tue May 14 01:49:42 (1095)

Crisp butties with ketchup and salt!

From: Pauli
Subject: vinegar
Dated: Tue May 14 10:33:26 (1096)

soaked vegetables are yummy
so there

From: Choksndik
Subject: Sandwiches
Dated: Tue May 14 18:31:54 (1097)

The best sandwiches are marmalade and sausage.
...oh, and please remember your condoms, boys.

From: Bluebirf
Subject: Food
Dated: Wed May 15 18:05:24 (1098)

There appears to be loads of food discussion here...
but one major error has been made.
The world's best sandwiches are of course, bacon ones.
with tomato ketchup and/or brown sauce.
The best hangover cure!
...apart from a Sea Shanty, of course.

From: Ronin
Subject: Food
Dated: Wed May 15 18:46:49 (1099)

Nah, There's one better than a bacon sandwich,
Uncle Ronald! Nowt like a Lard Dripping cheese burger
to make you feel good after a night on the sauce.
........
Ronin The Lardass Necro

From: Philote
Subject: Food
Dated: Wed May 15 19:04:35 (1100)

Oh I have to agree with bluebirf on the bacon butties!
got me off 7 years of vegetarianism they did...
that, and moving in above a chinese restaurant
crispy sweet 'n sour pork, yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

From: Alfie
Subject: Food
Dated: Thu May 16 09:47:48 (1101)

The best sandwiches are filled to the brim with cat food.
...and don't let any sad wizards tell you otherwise.
xxxx Alfie the Orange Cat
<*>You hear a loud ZZZZAPPP followed by a horrible shriek!

From: Buffy
Subject: Food
Dated: Thu May 16 09:50:14 (1102)

Bacon Sandwich!!! without doubt!! only forget that horrible
sauce. Maybe a bit of butter but thats where it ends!!
.
Buffy.
.
Siva....a sea shanty please!!

From: Siva
Subject: SEA SHANTY
Dated: Thu May 16 10:53:29 (1103)

Yo ho ho (and a bottle of rum)

From: Buffy
Subject: Sea Shanty
Dated: Fri May 17 12:43:39 (1104)

Darling I am sure you can do better....

From: Siva
Subject: Oh very well
Dated: Fri May 17 20:34:31 (1105)

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

From: Siva
Subject: Verse II
Dated: Fri May 17 20:36:09 (1106)

Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

From: Siva
Subject: Verse III
Dated: Fri May 17 20:37:32 (1107)

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

You hear a muffled KABOOM followed by a rushing noise.
<*>From: Siva
Subject: Verse IV
Dated: Fri May 17 20:39:20 (1108)

Fifteen men of 'em good and true - '
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

From: Siva
Subject: Verse V
Dated: Fri May 17 20:40:44 (1109)

More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

From: Siva
Subject: Verse VI
Dated: Fri May 17 20:42:12 (1110)

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

From: ZEON
Subject: Siva
Dated: Fri May 17 21:21:52 (1111)

Prepare to be blotted....big time

From: Smit
Subject: ZEON
Dated: Sat May 18 06:27:28 (1112)

Don't encourage him, there are over three hundred verses to this little di

From: Buffy
Subject: Siva
Dated: Sat May 18 16:53:05 (1113)

You have a silver tongue....xxx
.
Thanks for that it was beautiful.
.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
.
Buffy.

From: Bluebirf
Subject: Lovely Jubbly
Dated: Sun May 19 14:18:01 (1114)

For all you rampant royalists...
I have put some piccies I took of the Silver Jubilee on the web..
http://www.fernside.co.uk/silver_jubilee/
You hear the National Anthem play....
x x x Bluie

From: Savannah
Subject: Tonights Bloodbath
Dated: Sun May 19 22:01:36 (1115)

Tonights BB was won by Taran with 14 kills.
2nd came Pygmy with 7 kills and 11 deaths
3rd was Cadaver with 6 kills and 1 death
4th was Moriarty who had line problems with 1 kill, 2 defences and 1 death
5th was Carlos with 1 death
6th was Jazzy who spent half the bb in jail with 4 deaths
7th was Youngster with 11 deaths
Thanks all for playing...

From: Tajemstvi
Subject: jubilee?
Dated: Mon May 20 08:04:39 (1116)

erm wasnt it the golden one?

From: Bluebirf
Subject: Jubilee
Dated: Mon May 20 08:42:35 (1117)

er, no it wasn't...
Silver = 25 Years, Golden = 50 Years.
are you suggesting I am older than Siva and Branwell!

From: Siva
Subject: Jubilee
Dated: Mon May 20 10:48:41 (1118)

I am sorry to say this but...
sod the Jubilee.
Sod her majesty.
Sod the lot of em.

From: Siva
Subject: Jubilee
Dated: Mon May 20 11:08:50 (1119)

Nonsense! Long live her Majesty!
Three cheers for Her Royal Nibs!!
HUrrrah!!!
Let's have a street party!!!!

Lightning flickers briefly, and you hear a scream of mortal agony!
<*>From: Siva
Subject: PS to previous
Dated: Mon May 20 11:12:34 (1120)

Yay!!!!

From: Azmodan
Subject: Jubilee
Dated: Mon May 20 20:49:35 (1121)

Hopefuly someone will put rar poison in her cucumber sandwich!

From: Smit
Subject: Royals
Dated: Tue May 21 11:36:36 (1122)

I am sure they are lovely people.
.
.
Smit
P.S. Has anyone seen my space hopper?

From: Buffy
Subject: Royals
Dated: Wed May 22 10:53:54 (1123)

Good TV show that.

From: Yog
Subject: Quiz Nights
Dated: Sat May 25 00:34:20 (1124)

Mischief, I don't mind doing more quizzes in the future if you would like
me to. My email address is gary.parslow@ntlword.com... let me know if you
like me to be QM for any of them
I only need a day or two's notice...
Yours quizzically
Yog the Cash4Questions Enchanter

From: Siva
Subject: Quiz next Thursday
Dated: Sat May 25 03:16:29 (1125)

I am doing the next Quiz. There WILL of course be at least one
SEA SHANTY question. Kindly bone up on the subject beforehand by
going to:
http://www.bobwebb.net/seashanties.html
You may familiarise yourself with lyrics at:
http://www.acronet.net/~robokopp/shanty.html
Show up or prepare to be keelhauled.
Yrs, Yo ho hoingly
Siva

From: Ronin
Subject: Salt Sea Dogs
Dated: Sat May 25 08:31:51 (1126)

Avar Me Maties!
Let us prepare to set sail on Master Siva's Quizzical Whims
Raise the mainsail and be ready for the high tide
A Yard of Finest Ale for Ye Winner
And a Floggin for the loser
..........................
Ronin - The Salty Sea Dog

From: Chant
Subject: Bloodbath results
Dated: Sun May 26 22:05:40 (1127)

It was a close-run game tonight!
In the end Tangwystl snatched victory with - 8 kills, 3 defeats, 0 deaths
Beating Moriarty into a close second - 5 kills, 5 defeats, 5 deaths
Taran was close on their heels in third - 7 kills, 1 defeat, 1 death
Conan did really well too and was fourth - 5 kills, 1 defeat, 15 deaths
Chance wrestled for fifth with - 2 kills and 0 deaths
Serenity left early but came sixth with - 2 kills and 5 deaths
And Jazzy cam seventh with - 1 defeat (honest!!) and 8 deaths

From: Lister
Subject: Footy
Dated: Tue May 28 11:09:45 (1128)

COME ON ENGLAND !!!!!!!!!

From: Buffy
Subject: Listy!
Dated: Tue May 28 11:59:20 (1129)

Couldn't have said it better myself!
But, I will try!
.
COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Pauli
Subject: Please don't
Dated: Tue May 28 13:52:54 (1130)

Come on england.
If england get past the second round I shall be forced
to leave the country and retreat back to Jolly Jock Land.
Kisses

From: Lister
Subject: Vindaloo
Dated: Tue May 28 16:40:45 (1131)

Vindaloo..vindaloo na naaa!
na na naaa, na na naaa na naaaa
and we all like vindalooooo
were gonna score more goals than yuoooooo!!
ENGLAND!!
na na naaaa na na naaaaa
na na na na na naaaaaaaaa
Beer Footy and dirk diglerin' ...cheer!

From: Buffy
Subject: Pauli!!
Dated: Tue May 28 17:25:22 (1132)

Come on England!!

From: Siva
Subject: What...?
Dated: Tue May 28 18:17:47 (1133)

...are you all on about?

From: Ronin
Subject: Football
Dated: Tue May 28 19:44:24 (1134)

Oh Dear - All the Hype, all the excitment, all those poor suckers running
off to foreign climes.
Just to watch england get trounced.
Still come on england |)
Ronin

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From: Siva
Subject: Football
Dated: Wed May 29 00:07:00 (1135)

England have no chance. Support France.

From: Bluebirf
Subject: Football
Dated: Wed May 29 00:14:43 (1136)

France have no chance.
Support Ireland.
...without the Prima Donna, Spoilt Brat, Overpaid, Arrogant,
"I am GOD" ex-Captain, they have a good chance.
...ps. "You are an English ****".

From: RoyKeane
Subject: OIIII
Dated: Wed May 29 00:22:11 (1137)

I am not going to apologise!
He is an English Blot
Man Utd IS the best team in the world.
Man U for the World Cup
We won EVERYTHING this year.
....didn't we?......

From: Buffy
Subject: Siva & France?
Dated: Wed May 29 09:25:37 (1138)

England may have no chance, but I'd rather support the taliban 11
than those perfume stenched, garlic eating, le pen supporting
French facists.
.
Buffy.
.
Ps. don't think my point came over strong enough do you?

From: Siva
Subject: les francais
Dated: Wed May 29 10:17:22 (1139)

what about the 82% who opposed Le Pen?

From: Buffy
Subject: Les francais
Dated: Wed May 29 11:27:40 (1140)

Surely they are covered by the perfume stenched garlic eating
part of the statement?
.
Viva England

From: Buffy
Subject: Les Francais II
Dated: Fri May 31 17:43:13 (1081)

How the mighty have Fallen?