From: Zodiac
Subject: cont'd
Dated: Thu Feb 07 10:36:55

rest of sentance----->happy hunting
Zodiac the buffylovin Valiant

From: Buffy
Subject: Swearing
Dated: Thu Feb 07 10:58:34

I admit I swore
I had had enough of it and lost it. Sorry about that.

From: Buffy
Subject: cont'd
Dated: Thu Feb 07 11:06:45

Forgot to mention the time when you summoned me to leech.
Again, what do you care, flee for a valiant or flee from necro?? nice
makes the game a lot of fun to play.
Maybe if you had another sorc for me to novice it would make you
Oh sorry, no more sorcs left to fight with?

From: Zodiac
Subject: Oh yeah the leech!
Dated: Thu Feb 07 12:04:30

Carry the repelltant?

From: Zodiac
Subject: correction
Dated: Thu Feb 07 12:04:56

make that repellant:)

From: Buffy
Subject: Leech
Dated: Thu Feb 07 16:08:06

only because I picked it up 2 nano seconds before hand
but you didn't know that!

From: Kali
Subject: girls girls
Dated: Thu Feb 07 18:24:54

i will have to spank both your bottoms

From: Buffy
Subject: Kali
Dated: Thu Feb 07 19:59:08

Only Siva is allowed to spank my bottom!

From: Mischief
Subject: Quiz 7th Feb
Dated: Thu Feb 07 22:53:14

Tonight's Quiz won by Merilyn with 27 points (congrats).. with Orddu secon
on 20 points, Rembrandt third on 13, and badriya a close 4th on 12.
Branny was late, but did very creditably with 8 for 5th, Tryagain 6th with
5 points, and 7th Angam on 1.
next week's theme is lurrrrrrrrrrve....
missy xxx

From: Chant
Subject: Bloodbath Results
Dated: Sun Feb 10 22:02:30

Tonight's winner is Moriarty - 5 kills, 6 defeats and 3 deaths
Second is Darklis - 6 kills and 0 deaths
And in third place, Frobar - 2 kills and 11 deaths
Jazzy was VERY BRAVE and went out and got killed 5 times
So lots of applause for her

From: ZEON
Subject: BB Results
Dated: Sun Feb 17 22:07:20

In first place Moriarty 10 Kills. 2 Deaths
Second Darklis 7 Kills, No Deaths
Third Zodiac 6 Kills, 1 Death
Forth Darkronin who left very very early with just 1 Death
Fifth Bobdole, who also left early with 4 Deaths
Sixth Angam with 5 Deaths who also went early
And last, poor old Jazzy with 9 Deaths despite being put
up to Bewitcher and having some immortal help

From: Orddu
Subject: Ronin and Leo
Dated: Mon Feb 18 21:23:07

And why were they both in the BS in bed together tonight?
I think we should be told! ;-)

From: Savannah
Subject: Ronin and Leo
Dated: Wed Feb 20 18:12:54

NO I dont think we SHOULD be told..
I really don't think I want any details of that union!

From: Orddu
Subject: Bluebirf and Orddu
Dated: Sat Feb 23 00:32:10

We are delighted to announce our engagement!
The flypaper doesn't always attract the wrong type of freak
it seems :-)
Date and time to be announced, once we've found an official
to do the deed.
And then... PARTY :-)
Love, Bluebirf and Orddu. xxx

From: Orddu
Subject: Wedding Date!
Dated: Sun Feb 24 13:27:30

Everyone is hereby invited to the stickiest wedding
that Shades has ever seen :-)
Be in the church for 21:00 on Wednesday 13th March 2002
and bring your hankies and confetti!
Savannah has kindly agreed to officiate, and shall be
given free therapy sessions afterwards, if needs be!
Huge party to follow!
Be there, or be somewhere else...
Orddu & Bluebirf

From: Chant
Subject: Bloodbath results
Dated: Sun Feb 24 22:00:28

Tonight's winner is Zodiac - 8 kills and 2 deaths
In second place, Obsession (a very late arrival!) - 6 kills and 0 deaths
Third is BodyBag with - 5 kills and 2 deaths
BobDole joined in lateish but got into the spirit of the thing but did
alas, die 12 times. Jazzy pootled on and off and died 3 times
Congrats all and see you (and your friends!) next week

From: Branwell
Subject: Ord''n'Blue
Dated: Mon Feb 25 10:36:00

Congratulations Bluebird, on your successful storming of the gilded
Citadel that is Orddu's virtue! I feel SURE she will give you every
bit as much pleasure as she has to the rest of us over the years!
You are both very fortunate indeed to have the Glorious Savannah
officiating at your nuptials. She did a fine job at mine and Blondie's
do. (I had pleaded with Sav. for a memorable occasion and she promptly
Gave Me One!)
Sorry I cannot attend - am in Antigua that day!
But Be HAPPY both of you!

From: Siva
Subject: Heave ho
Dated: Tue Feb 26 08:53:41

Y'heave ho! My lads, the wind blows free,
A pleasant gale is on our lee,
And soon across the ocean clear
Our gallant barque shall bravely steer.
But ere we part from Freedom's shore tonight,
A song we'll sing from home and beauty bright.

From: Branwell
Subject: A Modest Proposal
Dated: Wed Feb 27 15:32:48

Dear Arches
Could I respectfully suggest - nay entreat! - that ALL immortals
prone to unflicting "sea shanties" upon the rest of us be blotted,
kneecapped, rendered sterile or have red hot branding irons pressed
to their tuneless and atonal tongues?!
Or all of the above.
Yours sincerely and with enormous deference & all-round sycophancy

From: Mischief
Subject: hmmmmz
Dated: Wed Feb 27 19:23:10

Branwell MODEST?? *sniggers* are you SURE?!?!?
Missy xx

From: Siva
Subject: Sea Shanties
Dated: Wed Feb 27 22:16:11

I would like to point out that I have not UNflicted Sea Shanties
on anyone. Also, many fine composers like Berg and Webern, to say
nothing of Schonberg, would be appalled by the ignorant suggestion
that 'atonal' equals 'tuneless'.
There is a sea shanty to this effect:
Sing and heave, and heave and sing,
To me hoodah! To me hoodah!
Heave and make the handspikes spring,
To me hoodah, hoodah, day!
(To be sung to the tune of 'Farewell to Grogg'. Final 18 verses

From: ZEON
Subject: Sea Shanties
Dated: Thu Feb 28 00:23:12

...and does any one actually know the
tune 'Farewell to Grogg' ?;-))

From: Bluebirf
Subject: Sea Shanties
Dated: Thu Feb 28 00:56:06

It matters not if the tune is known.
For they are sung in a tuneless manner...

From: Branwell
Subject: Mischief....
Dated: Thu Feb 28 10:05:28

Take a LITTLE more water with it Girl! I said the PROPOSAL was
"modest", NOT my estimable self!
It is true though that many very dear friends have been kind enough
suggest that I do indeed have very little to be modest about!

From: Branwell
Subject: Tuneless Siva
Dated: Thu Feb 28 10:15:53

Sirrah, you deliberately affect to misunderstand my cri de coeur
against your lupine howlings ( we will not describe it as "singing").
As you very well know I did not suggest "atonal" & "tuneless" were
synonyms.Neither are, say, "odious" and "fat" or, perhaps, "disgusting"
and "beardless", when combined similarly to describe a certain
cacaphonous and loathsome (there! another fine example!) immortal
And isn't "hoodah, hoodah day!" ripped off from "Camptown Races"?!
Bring on the other 18 verses!

From: Siva
Subject: Branwell's weak riposte
Dated: Thu Feb 28 13:14:43

In conversation you *defined* atonal music as lacking a tune! Now that
I have explained to you what it actually is, you pretend that you did not
mean what you wrote. Furthermore you know perfectly well that Camptown
Races has the refrain "doodah doodah" -- a far cry from "hoodah hoodah".
Have you forgotten that I was present that day at Sligo races when you
insisted on bawling the song at the comely but disdainful Brigid
O'Guiheen after fourteen pints of porter and several glasses of

From: Bluebirf
Subject: contd
Dated: Thu Feb 28 13:18:05

Gissa coupla glasses of contd!!

From: Siva
Subject: Branwell's feeble...2
Dated: Thu Feb 28 13:21:15

old Crohan's moonshine and did a doodah all over her hoodah?
As the old shanty has it:
O, whiskey is the life of man,
Whiskey, Johnny!
I drink whiskey when I can
Whiskey for my Johnny!
Oh whiskey made me pawn my clothes
Whiskey, Johnny!
Oh whiskey gave me this red nose
Whiskey for my Johnny!
(To be sung to the tune of: "Blutrot ist unser Backbordlicht")

From: badriya
Subject: Letter for Pashmiri
Dated: Thu Feb 28 15:48:47

Dear Pashmiri
I was lost at sea with only a vision of you to drive me on
But driven on I swam thousands of miles and got back safely
So please come and seek me out.
There are a dozen red roses too attached to the message. xx

From: Buffy
Subject: Siva
Dated: Thu Feb 28 17:35:58

You can shanty me any time darling....