From: Orddu
Subject: Quiz 1st August 2002
Dated: Thu Aug 01 22:25:44

Tonight's QM was: me
Scores were:
Pegasus - 22
Branwell - 16
Melt - 6
Bogbrain - 3
Lister - 3
DueSex - 2
Next week's QM is: Branwell
Thursday 8th August, 9pm

From: Tinkerbel
Subject: Winker
Dated: Fri Aug 02 00:01:33 (1094)

Is your name spelt correctly?

From: MrDeath
Subject: sailing
Dated: Sun Aug 04 03:20:07 (1095)

wwee are sailingg......
we are aasailing
hhhhhooommmmee again.....
acroosss the seaa
we are sailing
stormyy wauers..
to e near yuou
to be freeeee!!!
or somthing like that......!?!?! wheree are you all tonight?

From: Mischief
Subject: Coventry
Dated: Sun Aug 04 18:38:15 (1096)

Well, Friday is Coventry booze up time..full of fun and frolics
I will be arriving Friday afternoon, if anyone want my mobile
to call me and stuff, mail on
more info later in the week prolly :)
Missy xxxx

From: Lister
Subject: More Beer
Dated: Mon Aug 05 21:09:12 (1097)

More beer
More beer
More beer
More beer
and some more beer
and some vodka
and some beer

From: Buffy
Subject: coventry
Dated: Tue Aug 06 10:40:37 (1098)

Some of you may be pleased to know, that I have now booked my hotel room
for this Friday in Coventry.
However, I am sure some of you will be quite upset by that!

From: BobDole
Subject: = hola
Dated: Wed Aug 07 19:30:37 (1099)

como esta
I still cant spell
love bobly

From: Ronin
Subject: Big Bob
Dated: Wed Aug 07 21:42:55 (1100)

Bob! Damn good to see ya fella - Hopw all is weel.
Hope to catch you sometime soon :)
Big Ron'

From: Mischief
Subject: Coventry
Dated: Thu Aug 08 12:10:30 (1101)

Plans for Friday - meet at hotel, chill there till 8pm,
Move on then to the Flying Standard pub, Coventry High St
for fun and frolics and maybe a lil drinkie or 2.
mail is still but smitty has my
mobile number should anyone need
Saturday's plans involve Warwick Castle and Lister thrusting lots (ooer)
with a big rubber rat!
Hope to see lots of you there..
luv n stuff,
Missy xxx

From: Ronin
Subject: Lister's Big Weapon
Dated: Thu Aug 08 20:25:28 (1102)

West Midlands Police have informed me that they are looking
for a bloke wielding a Large Rubber Rat at people
He is *not* armed - but defiently drunk.
Please approach with Beer
This has been a "Big Ron" Public annoucement!

From: Orddu
Subject: Quiz 8th August 2002
Dated: Thu Aug 08 22:30:49 (1103)

QM tonight was: Branwell
Scores were:
Rembrandt - 20
Orddu - 17
badriya - 12
Millie - 3
Lister - 2
Taliesin - 1
Guiseppe - 1
Next week's QM is: Yog
Thursday 15th August, 9pm

From: MrDeath
Subject: Millie
Dated: Sat Aug 10 03:52:56 (1104)

We would just like to congratulate Millie on Making immortal.
she did it with pride and digity....
Lots of love from the boys at the meet,
MrDeath, Bluebirf and Lister.

From: Millie
Subject: Thanks...
Dated: Sat Aug 10 10:06:44 (1105)

I finally made it!
Thank you to everyone who supported me through the highs
and lows of getting to Witch.
At times, I thought it was completely impossible,
and was despairing, and in those moments
there was always someone who pep talked me into trying
xxx to everyone.
Now, Zeon, please please please ....
Can I have a room?!!!
Yours ever so humbly
Millie xx

From: Lister
Subject: Meets
Dated: Mon Aug 12 22:40:54 (1106)

Hello all !
right here is a page with a link of peoples piccies
from the two Meets
the latest one is the Bottom Coventry one..
I would like some comments on CT please if anyone
has any views...;)

From: Lister
Subject: URL
Dated: Tue Aug 13 01:47:05 (1107)

Easier way to remmeber it....
just type " meet "
it will take you to meet page...

From: Lister
Subject: Bergys Pics
Dated: Tue Aug 13 15:54:28 (1108)

Bergy has added pics from his Phone..
same URL...extra page to click on

From: Azmodan
Subject: Man U Joke 1
Dated: Wed Aug 14 01:34:53 (1109)

I accept no responsibility if this upsets anyone :)
Alex Ferguson is guest of honour at Miss World and contestants are
having drinks. Sir Alex is talking to three of the most beautiful
women in the world. Miss Venzulea pops the first question "I admire
your management skills and all the tophies you have won" then she
lowers her dress, reveals her left breats and asks Fergie to sign it
which he does.
Miss Croatia is next "I admire the way you play pyschological games
with your opponents" she pops

From: Azmodan
Subject: Man U Joke 1 cont
Dated: Wed Aug 14 01:37:06 (1110)

out her right one and asks for an autograph, again Fergie signs.
Miss Argentina is last "I admire the way you motivate your players"
she then lifts up her dress to reveal that she is wearing no underwear
and is completely shaved, "Can you sign this?"she asks.
"No fu**ing way" says Fergie "The last time I signed a bald, Argentian
twat it cost me 28 million".

From: Orddu
Subject: Quiz 15th August 2002
Dated: Thu Aug 15 22:31:46 (1111)

Tonight's QM was: Yog
Scores were:
Rembrandt - 11
Branwell - 10
Orddu - 8
badriya - 5
Guiseppe - 3
Bluebirf - 2
Bogbrain - 1
Next week's QM is: Dejenol
Be here, 9pm Thursday 22nd August.

From: Buffy
Subject: Branwell
Dated: Fri Aug 16 13:23:11 (1112)

Now that Branwell is available again,
Will all female applicants applying for the job as "Brannys wife"
please form an orderly queue.
Due to expected demand, please note that it will be a strickly first
come first served basis.
Branny reserves the right to refuse an interview with or without reason!
Thank you,

From: Ellie
Subject: Brannie
Dated: Sun Aug 18 15:13:07 (1113)

Er guys, you will have to
Force me at KNIFE POINT,
To get in THAT Queue!
And even then,
That would be pushing your luck!

From: Ronin
Subject: Holidays :)
Dated: Sun Aug 18 18:25:07 (1114)

I'm away on Holiday until Friday,
So will be attemping to Thrust my Rusty Love Sword
in the direction of Minnie Mouse!!!!!
so look out for the headlines!
Will miss ya, catch ya later folks

From: Siva
Subject: edinburgh festival
Dated: Sun Aug 18 21:24:23 (1115)

in case anyone is interested, i am reading at the edinburgh
festival, tuesday 20th at 5pm, do please come along if you are
anywhere in the vicinity.

From: Yog
Subject: Quiz Night Refinements
Dated: Mon Aug 19 00:01:46 (1116)

This is a message for Branwell...
If you wish to discuss how quiz nights can be improved
by posing questions that are not easily Googled,
please email me at
I am keen to discover ways that test knowledge rather than search ability.
Yog - the poorly named persona (tm)

From: Ronin
Subject: Quiz Night Refinements
Dated: Mon Aug 19 08:12:33 (1117)

About Time Yog, Would be nice wouldn't it!
Ronin - Popping his head above the parapit.

From: Bluebirf
Subject: QN Q from QM
Dated: Mon Aug 19 12:32:48 (1118)

I sent you an email, Yoggy, with my ideas as to how the quizzes
can be altered so that I win more points...

From: Smit
Subject: Quizes
Dated: Wed Aug 21 09:11:40 (1119)

And can the QM please ask me 2 secounds before everyone else just
to allow for the round trip to Thailand...
I may even double my score to a whopping 2!
asssuming spellign isn't impoten t ;-)
Smit is back (to a sound of groans and oh shi
I seem to have run out of space.

From: Sick
Subject: Immortal abuse
Dated: Thu Aug 22 00:36:16 (1120)

8th attempt to post
keep getting booted or reset or mangled.
and sworn at. I quote "you little bit of shit"
I take exception to being booted for no reason , whilst collecting T
esp as it resets all my stuff (thanx to Taj for getting it back)
but more so to being summoned to the leech repeatedly.
and being repeatedly booted whilst trying to post to chattrack
so i attacked down a lvl. Big deal.
I know the rules for immorts is sketchy at best but repeated boots
summonings to leach? surely that is

From: Sick
Subject: Immortal abuse Part II
Dated: Thu Aug 22 00:37:29 (1121)

a little out of line.
I'd appreciate an Arch's input on this.

From: Sick
Subject: Immortal abuse Part III
Dated: Thu Aug 22 00:40:50 (1122)

and there surely can be no reasons for abusive language
immortal or not.
and how did cleome make Amazon that quick
probably a "little help" from the booter.

From: Tajemstvi
Subject: immort abuse
Dated: Thu Aug 22 00:44:42 (1123)

hmm my thoughts were warned some immorts will act on it attacked and killed 2 levels down in front of 5 immorts
4. and may have wound up some immorts by some of ya comments
5. if ya attack down and in view of visible immorts preper to tajke conseq

From: Tajemstvi
Subject: immort abuse continued
Dated: Thu Aug 22 00:47:00 (1124)

i mt's her points to replace those lost by you attacking down

From: Maxine
Subject: sick
Dated: Thu Aug 22 00:51:01 (1125)

hey sick, you forgot combust.
attacked down seer to dauntless after being told not to do it.
decided to demonstrate some
little shit? big shit more like

From: Buffy
Subject: abuse
Dated: Thu Aug 22 09:14:41 (1126)

The lack of abuse in this game is amazing!!
Bring it on!!
Seriously, didn't see it, don't know anything about it, but
was just glad to see Taj has been on....
Email me babes....

From: Orddu
Subject: Wailing and gnashing
Dated: Thu Aug 22 20:53:31 (1127)

Gosh, is it time for the summertime teeth-gnashing already?
Feels like we only just had the spring one.
My, how time flies.

From: Ronin
Subject: Nashing and Narling
Dated: Thu Aug 22 20:58:09 (1128)

Just got back - Bloody Glad to see the CT so busy
Nowt like a good row!
TAJJIE! Damn glad to see you back sweetheart :)
Ronin - The "Disney Mercendise people must have seen me coming"

From: Orddu
Subject: Quiz - 22nd Aug 2002
Dated: Thu Aug 22 22:37:46 (1129)

Tonight's QM was: Badriya!
Scores were:
Branwell - 13
Rembrandt - 12
Orddu - 8
Bluebirf - 6
Yog - 5
Angelis - 4
Siva - 3
Yosh - 1
Millie - 1
Next week's QM is: A secret ;-)
Thursday, 9pm.

From: Smit
Subject: Quiz
Dated: Fri Aug 23 07:34:07 (1130)

Are we to believe then that you have NO QM whatsoever Orddu?
Smit - putting the 'S' in Scandal.

From: Ronin
Subject: Quiz
Dated: Fri Aug 23 10:18:08 (1131)

Next week's QM is askjeeves!
He figured it'd be quicker than getting the q's 3rd hand!
Ronin - putting the "R" in Grrrrrrrrrr

From: Bluebirf
Subject: This is a message
Dated: Wed Aug 28 01:53:29 (1132)

There haven't been many messages recently.
So I thought I'd add one whilst I was opening my zip

From: Yog
Subject: Bluebirf is right
Dated: Wed Aug 28 02:03:48 (1133)

Chattrack should me more of a feature in the Shades social reality
The majority of people I have met on Shades during its various
incarnations has led me to believe that most are decent, intelligent
interesting persons
So, in the words of Bob Hoskins......
'I treated you lot good, even when you was out of order'. Whoops, I mean
It's good to talk
Your friendly neighbourhood ubermensche

From: Buffy
Subject: Mr johnson was right!
Dated: Wed Aug 28 13:59:40 (1134)


From: Ellie
Subject: Blueie
Dated: Wed Aug 28 16:34:06 (1135)

Opening your What Blueie!!!
Giggle I shan't say another word about it.

From: Orddu
Subject: Quiz result
Dated: Thu Aug 29 22:38:14 (1136)

Tonight's QM was: MEDY (assisted by Jaymez)
Scores were:
Rembrandt - 19
Orddu - 18
Branwell - 7
Melt - 4
Millie - 3
Jaymez - 3
Special mention must be made of the un-Googleable nature
of this quiz. Well done to the QM(s)!!
Next week's QM is: Branwell
Be there - 9pm Thursday 5th September.

From: Smit
Subject: Googles
Dated: Fri Aug 30 06:47:06 (1137)

Why not just ask people not to use search engines.
Saves alot of hassle, no???
And no one answered my previous question on quizes.
So until then you will have to go without me.
Smit the oracle.

From: Lister
Subject: Harley D
Dated: Fri Aug 30 15:44:49 (1138)

Harley Davidson died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Harl, "Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you
can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Harl thought about it for a minute and then said, "Ok God then"
So, St. Pete took Harl to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
Harl then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Harl, "professional to professional, you have

From: Lister
Subject: Harley D part 2
Dated: Fri Aug 30 15:48:23 (1139)

some major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God,
"hold on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words
and waited for the results.....>>

From: Lister
Subject: Harley D part 3
Dated: Fri Aug 30 15:51:45 (1140)

The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
God said to Harl, "but according to these numbers, more men
are riding my women than your f****n bikes"
ahhh well there ya go

From: Ronin
Subject: Harley D I,II,III
Dated: Fri Aug 30 21:04:05 (1081)

Top Draw Listy :)
Big Ron'

From: Mischief
Subject: harumph
Dated: Sat Aug 31 09:35:06

was going to say something, but I won't ;). Miss my quizzles though.
Love and snooker ballz,
Missy xxx

From: Buffy
Subject: Lister
Dated: Sat Aug 31 14:54:23 (1083)

Top stuff!! heard variations of it before......but still a goodun!