Oh Likkle Lorry Driver
Can I confess to something please.
Please Please Please.
Ok here goes.
I confess to.
Being in love with a Harley D.
What you say to that then?.
Subject: Say What?
Dated: Fri Oct 05 19:09:16
There once was a ChatTrack board
where eveyrone would go when bored.
To write limericks like mine,
costing only a dime.
Oh boy, now I can go buy a Ford!
Dated: Fri Oct 05 19:33:50
There once was a girl who'd been smitten
her lover as well, had been bitten.
She packed up her bags,
including those rags,
and ran off to Great Britain!
Subject: The poetic SHE
Dated: Sat Oct 06 09:27:46
A witch of this parish called Shedevil,
the chattrack of Shades she would bedevil
with limericks bland
that rhymed not, nor scanned,
and whose punchlines were verily the devil
Subject: the omniphagous Branwell
Dated: Sat Oct 06 09:35:54
A glutton of girth yclept Branwell
By God knew this wight how to scran well,
For into his jowls
Would disappear fowls
And all beasts except them that ran well
Subject: And Mine Are..?
Dated: Sun Oct 07 18:28:11
*clears her throat*
A silly old geezer named Siva,
oh how I longed to be his diva.
But oh, what a shame,
I have no one to blame..
as mayhap, he began running up riva!
Subject: Bloodbath results
Dated: Sun Oct 07 22:39:58
Tonight's winner is Darklis - 10 kills, 8 defeats
and 3 deaths
(So a good night for Darklis!)
Moriarty wasn't far behind in second place - 11 kills, 2 defeats, 4 deaths
Poor Darkronin was tonight's cannon fodder - 1 defeat and 24 deaths
Congrats to all who took part (especially Darkronin for being such a good
sport, as well as learning lots of new fighting skills!)
Dated: Sun Oct 07 23:50:29
Void wants to run quizes too. Would you mind that?
and the coder, Daryl, would be very grateful to be able to chat.
Subject: Hello from kiwi-land
Dated: Mon Oct 08 04:54:59
a quick Kia-Ora from that beautiful land down
where sex is six, but sixty nine is sucksty nine (how apt)
where estate agents always want to show off their enormous
dicks (north facing), where they have companies like the
web-based nit-chick, and the fast food chain Windeys
(unfortunate), and where Burger King 'just tastes bitter'
to say i'm alive and well, and most likely not returning
miss you all
gentle hugs all round
Subject: naughty words
Dated: Mon Oct 08 05:12:36
Oooooh goody, I hope I didn't put too many
naughty words in that one...
it's just honestly how they speak down here!
Dated: Mon Oct 08 18:30:28
Do you take requests?
Dated: Tue Oct 09 08:13:10
Er, I don't think that Haze has the copyright
on runing quizzes Baddy my dear, I mean I don't
think my landlord writes to him every Thursday... and
PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE HER !!!!!!!!!!!!
Dated: Tue Oct 09 11:39:14
Oh writing a thesis is boring,
In fact it has set me off snoring,
But with poems like these
It will seem like a breeze
And these rhymes will set the crowds roaring
Dated: Tue Oct 09 16:16:39
A once-promising wizard named Siva
was blown by the Opera House Diva
As the Fat Lady sang
she bit through his wang
(He's no longer an "under achiever")
Subject: wangs and divas
Dated: Tue Oct 09 16:47:43
this is all very well Branwell, but I have to
point out that
Siva does not rhyme with diva or achiever, but with quiver, river etc.
But I will forgive you because this is a common piecem of
ignorance and concede that your limerick has merit.
Dated: Tue Oct 09 16:50:35
My name, Siva, is properly pronounced Shiver
Subject: Siva Redux
Dated: Tue Oct 09 17:05:33
I sing of the cuckolded Siva
(whose name he insists rhymes with "quiver")
But I cared not a damn
when I bedded his femme
(I hope he'll be able to forgivr her)
Dated: Tue Oct 09 17:15:17
a fine effort lad, i will forgive you much for
the pleasure of this
Dated: Tue Oct 09 17:42:31
We must thread this string...
it has me in stitches, knotting over with laughter!
Dated: Wed Oct 10 11:31:34
I thought I should compose this ditty
About Mischief who is so so pretty
When she is about
The boys run and shout
But I know she at least finds me witty
Subject: Meet? Sure why not.
Dated: Sat Oct 13 19:42:06
I'll be there is Mindy and Beermat are, there
are too many freako's
on the game for me to go alone. It's worse than it was 10 years ago
Dated: Sat Oct 13 20:39:28
i'm coming to the meet
to show my face and go "boo"
as long as the landlord doesn't remember me...
from when azmodan threw up on his carpet.
Dated: Sun Oct 14 10:27:21
Hazeii might not have the copyright on quizzes
but he has the code to run the question room
and that's what Daryl wanted to chat about.
Subject: Bloodbath Results
Dated: Sun Oct 14 22:29:49
Tonight's winner is Gypsy - 6 kills and 0 deaths
Hot on her heels in second place is Obsession - 5 kills and 0 deaths
Poor Aaargh was tonight's sacrificial goatie with 8 deaths
Darkronin only turned up for a short time, got killed 3 times and left
and Madmoo was very late and didn't manage to get stuck in!
Congrats all and see you next week!
Dated: Mon Oct 15 13:27:07
What meet? When and where is it? I think we should
Or have I missed it?
Dated: Mon Oct 15 17:20:40
yes, when and where is it?
Dated: Mon Oct 15 19:15:43
AAhhhhh the beauty of the 'b' key
press it a few times and you will magically be
taken aback through the journals of recent chattrack
history and all will be revealed about this monumentous
occasion called 'the meet'
Of course this does assume that a) you have a 'b' key
b) you have at least one finger or other similar appendage
with which to press it
c) you can indeed translate this text into some form of
understood terminology (i.e you can READ)
and d) You are not, indeed, in fact...Dead
Dated: Tue Oct 16 11:52:37
...ZEON forgot to add is that it is this Saturday
(20th) at the Founder's
Arms. near Blackfriars Bridge on the South Bank.
Siva, you should wash out your ears because you ahve been informed of
this on a number of occasions.
Squirrel you are forgiven as your your mind has no room for anything
Dated: Wed Oct 17 19:05:40
Unfortunately Zero and I shall not be able to
this fine function called a "Meet".
Due to the fact that we will be shacked up in
a 5-star Amersterdam hotel for the whole weekend!
I tell ya, can life get any worse?
Anyhow, hope 'ya all' have a good time - we'll try
to make the next one :)
Subject: oh yes...
Dated: Wed Oct 17 19:08:07
We will also be spending our holiday next week
with our new toy.... ADSL!!!!
snicker, life sucks doesn't it? :P
Dated: Wed Oct 17 22:52:40
Shed, rearrange these words into a well known
phrase or saying....
In other words, stop being such a braggy, oversized ego'ed
Reminds me off 'my bikes better than your bike' from my
Sheeeeshhh, grow up...
Subject: Growing up....
Dated: Wed Oct 17 22:54:29
Why, what bike has you got?
Subject: Growing up....
Dated: Thu Oct 18 15:12:51
My dads bigger than your dad!
Subject: bigger than
Dated: Thu Oct 18 16:51:31
Branwell is bigger than me.
Subject: bigger than Siva...
Dated: Thu Oct 18 17:07:13
...but only where it COUNTS!
Dated: Thu Oct 18 18:39:09
and i'm bigger than all of you put together
except Hazeii of course, oh and Peri..
oh and maybe Chant......definately bigger than Pippin
cos he's got monkeys running around him...and the Bug
doesnt count cos he's in Aussie land and as for the other
one, well...yep bigger than him too....
Yes, Chant sure is bigger than me..in certain places anyway
well at least i think, hope she is
Yes, i'm sure she is....
Hazeii is the biggest though...along with Peri
Did I say that before?
Dated: Thu Oct 18 18:51:18
Keep taking the pills, sweety.
Dated: Fri Oct 19 12:31:45
Ahh, but as we all know size doesn't matter.....
It's what you do with it that counts
that said, I've never heard requests for any reductions
Dated: Fri Oct 19 16:26:46
Awwwww Likkle Lorry Driver
Who has been on at you about your size
We all know your likkle
At least that's what the word is at the moment
Do not worry though we all still love you
After all YOU cannot help it, can you
And keep your hands to yourself, whilst i'm at it
Er well not that at it, but the other one
If you see what I mean
Gee dont go getting excited, it does not become you
Dated: Fri Oct 19 17:49:10
too bad we cannot post personal notes :(
darling, it wasn't bragging in your terms as you know it...
it was called, conveying a proud message to friends/enemies/neither -
in return, the friends convey happy messages and oooo messages.
i'm sure you'll understand as you mature a bit more :)
Dated: Fri Oct 19 19:53:54
calm down dear girl, it took a WHOLE roll of kitchen
to wipe up all the drool
Subject: Who doesn't count?
Dated: Sat Oct 20 01:31:18
Whatcher mean the Bug doesn't count?
Course I do - had to count how many beers I had last night.
But then I lost count and had to start all over again.
Subject: The Count
Dated: Sat Oct 20 11:20:49
Ha ha ha ha ha
and to catch up....
We should be at the meet Lussy and I'll protect
you from the freako's ;-) So you've no excuse
not to be there!
There was a young witch named Mindy
Who wouldn't go out when its windy
coz her coat was too thin
and its much warmer in
so she stayed in and played with her Sindy
Dated: Sun Oct 21 03:36:32
Err..... life outside Shades?
Look for it.....
Subject: Bloodbath Sun 21 Oct
Dated: Sun Oct 21 22:00:33
Due to the fact my scoring is poor (and typing
too at times), this may or
may not reflect the true scores of the evening:
Gypsy 24, Moriarty 9, Darklis 7, Growler 5, Darkronin 2,
Ummbrelle 2, and Conan 1.
If you can forgive my erratic, drunken methods of running a bloodbath
I'm sure you had a good time!
See you all again soon...... (not too soon for some maybe!!)
Dated: Mon Oct 22 21:41:12
That place is not a bad venue...the sort of place
where getting riotousl
drunk is likely to end in a loud splash. Funny though how all the
other people there were all flocking with their own kind, we must've
looked a pretty odd lot. And as for Mondeo Man burning rubber and
turning circles out on the pavement outside the pub... :)
Subject: Ode to Mischief
Dated: Tue Oct 23 11:30:08
An ode, to Mischief my love,
With her voice as sweet as the dove,
With her body divine,
I'm glad she is mine,
I think she was sent from above!
Dated: Tue Oct 23 16:36:21
speak for yourslef about the odd thing!! I was
the only normal one there!!
Must have missed the mondeo man burning rubber.
good fun though....
Subject: Meet report
Dated: Wed Oct 24 14:57:47
So.... where is it?
We want photos and everything
All the gorey details
For all those unfortunate enough not to be able to make it
Subject: Meet report
Dated: Wed Oct 24 22:25:07
Subject: Re: Ode to Mischief
Dated: Thu Oct 25 20:55:20
Subject: Ode to Mischief
Dated: Fri Oct 26 12:21:03
Owwwww! is more appropriate.
Subject: Tonights BB;
Dated: Sun Oct 28 22:02:28
This weeks winner was Gypsy with 23 kills and
Second was Samson with 12 kills and 1 defeat;
Third was Moriarty with 11 kills and 1 defeat;
Fourth was Darkronin with 5 kills and 1 defeat;
Fifth was Ummbrelle with 3 kills and 0 defeats;
Sixth was Cornflake with 2 kills and 0 defeats;
The poor guard game last with only one kill (better luck next time).;
Thanks to all who came and took part, well done everyone
Subject: Savvy's poem
Dated: Mon Oct 29 07:05:25
Has anyone else noticed how cleverly Savvy has
BB report rhyme?
Halley take note.
Siva MA (Eng Lit) Cantabrigiensis
Dated: Mon Oct 29 14:14:19
Sorry what is the significance of those letters
after your name?
Get some from a respectable establishment there's a good chap
Dated: Tue Oct 30 12:12:03
I was just looking at some java source code on
lookat.co.uk site as I need to source virtual tours for property in our ne
console that is being thrown together. And to my horror, I spotted this in
the middle of the code!!!!!!
You write upon the wall......
*>The grafitti reads....
Ist like a ghost town on here.....
It sure is only us ghosts
Did your NEW car get wet last night Brannie?
What a freaky coincidence!!!!! Who is this person?
Any light on the culprit would be greatly a
Dated: Tue Oct 30 12:13:06
a a a apreciated!!!!