1) "My parents say they never had fax when they were young, and were
only allowed to write memo's to each other until they were 21. How
old do you think someone should be before they can fax?"
Faxing can be performed at any age once you've learned the correct
2) "I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions
become mixed up?"
Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but so long as you use a cover
with each one, you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to.
Dated: Fri May 04 18:44:04
Would anyone be up for a game of paintball in
the next few weeks?
Myself and another (who plays here but will remain nameless for the
moment) are staff on a talker called RedClaw. We are arranging a
little meet type thing and as we would like to book out the site
we a few more people. :-) Now as we play here and generally like
you all it was mentioned that a joint meet might be fun...
If anyone is up for it (in the paintballing sense obviously) please
email me on: email@example.com
Subject: Paintballing 2
Dated: Fri May 04 19:05:16
The site we want to use is electrowerks and it
was suggested that
people may want to do Slimelight afterwards...
Details can be found at: http://www.electrowerkz.com/ for the site
and: http://www.slimelightlondon.com/ for Slimelight
I have 3 possible dates in mind. July the 14th, 22nd, and 28th, If
everyone who is Interested emails me within the next week or so I will
book it up for then.
Dated: Sun May 06 00:01:49
Ooooooh! My fave venue!
Erm, not sure about the paintball, too much running around
I'll (almost) certainly be around for the second half of
Anyone else up for clubbing till 7.30? :)
Dated: Mon May 07 12:08:34
As with Darkangel I'll certainly be around for
clubbing.. Not sure about the paintball, I cant run
fast enough and only a couple of weeks ago saw the bruises
some people had after paintball at Electrowerkz!!
Besides.. I never leave safe :)
Dated: Mon May 07 14:23:49
You wimps :-) Fair enough though I wouldn't dream
of trying to coerse
you into sommit you don't want to do.
Dated: Tue May 08 00:24:36
As per usual, I'm sure I'll be clubbing that night.
Not sure about stayin
until 7:30, especially if I've been running around all day shooting people
But then again, I've no other choice unless I find somewhere to sleep ;)
Subject: Nude encounter session
Dated: Tue May 08 14:42:30
I am trying to organise one of these as a fun
variant to a meet.
The effect, I am assured, is salutory and invigorating.
Ladies especially welcome. No need for clubbing afterwards.
Apply in person (preferably unclad) to Branwell or myself.
Subject: Nude encounter session
Dated: Tue May 08 16:27:07
Put my name at the top of the list please?
Subject: Nude encounter session
Dated: Tue May 08 16:59:21
I think mine and yours might automatically be
Subject: nude encounter
Dated: Tue May 08 20:00:23
Regrettably I shall have to decline.
my body is, these days, in quite a sorry state
and is best left covered.
I shall of course be thinking of you all (except
Pauli and Bacardi I will be thinking of especially
Subject: Siva's Modest Proposal
Dated: Tue May 08 22:47:11
I am not sure if the world is yet ready for a
de-thonged Siva -
he is of course especially fortunate in that his capacious
belly overhangs his crown jewels in such a way that none could
possibly take offence, and indeed many would derive immense
I myself, having lost so much avoir dupois these past months,
will be obliged to give an airing to my new Armani thong, in
order that neither Pauli nor Bacardi will find themselves all of
a flutter in the proximity of such gorgeous manhood
Dated: Wed May 09 02:41:38
ooh now that sounds like fun
can we not do the paintballing in the nude?
although i'm not sure wot balling paint is like
Dated: Wed May 09 10:47:53
Oooo paintball. Never done it, sounds like fun.
Where is this place anyway
Can I bring a friend?
I'll email you anyway.
Ps. Sorry for not being on for a while, had a little operation.
Dated: Wed May 09 13:53:09
A little operation eh?
Should we call you Miss Bergkamp from now on?
Chuckle - get well soon!
Dated: Sat May 12 19:39:01
Branwell is correct in everything he says. However
he omits to
mention that in the photograph he was consulting as he penned his
message (a photograph taken at the Selmeston Vicarage nude
encounter and involving the vicar's wife, chicken feathers and
the infamous ocelot thong), I am the svelte one looking over his
shoulder and the pendulous physiognomy he describes is in fact
Dated: Sun May 13 09:24:47
Er, Zeon.....any space left for a room?
Dated: Sun May 13 10:21:50
So....Angelis finally made wiz eh..
After all those months and months of dithering
around in safe he not only decided to go out and play
but he also managed to defeat another Warlock..
Surely not a set up was it??
No course it wasn't.....how could I possibly even
think such a thing....
Dated: Sun May 13 15:00:04
Nasty vindictive little creatures - always like
to spoil things
for others if they get a chance.
Ignore them Ang - congrats on both getting to Wiz AND beating
a wiz 2nd killer!....:)
Dated: Sun May 13 19:38:09
Congratulations, lad. Who was this mysterious
dumbo warlock --
I think we should be told.
Much love, Siva
Dated: Sun May 13 21:46:29
erm. Just call me Dumbo.
bit of a cockup with my Fkeys... too many beers.
at least it made Darkangel laugh.
Dated: Mon May 14 16:48:42
Behave Boys, otherwise
I will get you made novices again.
Oh to have power over you....
Ellie leaves with a BIG grin on her face...
Dated: Wed May 16 10:59:48
Dated: Wed May 16 20:00:04
Well if she sleeps with me......
Dated: Thu May 17 20:40:58
Behave, or I shall have to get Aloysius to smack
Dated: Mon May 21 14:28:16
I have now done so...and the result is blissful...silence.
Dated: Mon May 21 15:46:28
..., like smacking Ellie's bottom, is a considerably
pleasure Siva old top!
Subject: Ellie's bottom
Dated: Mon May 21 21:15:27
Who said smacking it was a pleasure? It is a tedious
but necessary chore
which the bear performed for me, using a bamboo switch.
Subject: La Derriere d'Ellie
Dated: Tue May 22 11:53:59
From memory I agree it can be tedious: a bit like
painting the Forth
Forth Bridge no?
By the time you have finished walloping one generously-proportioned
buttock it is time to start again at the OTHER one?
Oh to be young again and to have that kind of stamina!!!
Dated: Tue May 22 18:41:26
And what makes you 2 think
that you are going to get
anywhere near my Butt
Dream on Guys!!
In the meantime I will think
of a suitable punishment for the both of you!!!
Subject: Ellie's butt
Dated: Thu May 24 08:43:29
You are in no condition to punish anyone. Aloysius
tells me that when
he had finished admonishing you, he was able to warm his mangy paws
at the glowing stoves of your glutes.
Dated: Tue May 29 15:32:59
Siva, please stop making that poor bear do your
own dirty work!
The poor thing must be exhausted and probably immeasurably traumatised
Signed the Teddy Bear Protection Group
Dated: Wed May 30 11:36:53
Is it me or is shades pretty darn dormant?
Shaders! Come back! All is forgiven!
Dated: Wed May 30 23:54:27
Well at 11.36 on a weekday morning most people
work so it's hardly likely to be heaving now is it??
Dated: Thu May 31 12:17:23
Blimey, I see your the same cheerful
Happy-go-lucky chap... Your positivity shines through... ;)
Dated: Thu May 31 19:27:01
Au contraire Z, 11.30am most mornings lots of Shadists heaving.