From: Twolive
Subject: QW & Safe
Dated: Sun Apr 01 10:33:06

I stand by my suggestion - make qw/who only work in safe.
No more, no less (ie. sorcs keep ss/si, Barnwell).
I still maintain this would grately change the dynamics
of the game for yellow bellied cowards like myself :-)

From: Taliesin
Subject: alternatives
Dated: Sun Apr 01 11:23:18

On the other hand how about working from the other end?
Currently - once you have a wizard you are safe other than
being busted or blotted. How about introducing a challenge
system where wisards can be challenged (by mortals or immorts)
and if an immort loses the challenge they lose their wiz?
(yeah I know its April 1st but.....:)

From: Pauli
Subject: Branwell/Siva
Dated: Sun Apr 01 12:51:35

Do you know Branwell that was exactly the point I was
going to make. I must inspect the next fish I come across.
Kisses, P
Oh yes and hurray for Philote

From: Chant
Subject: Bloodbath Results
Dated: Sun Apr 01 22:02:56

Gypsy - 9 kills and 0 deaths
Bogus - 4 kills and no deaths
Ecliptic - 4 kills and 2 deaths
Moriarty - 1 defeat and 11 deaths
Chant - no deaths but 1 very sore bot from fall down stairs!

From: Philote
Subject: Sue
Dated: Mon Apr 02 15:55:59

Not touchy,
just adding some fuel to the fire
purely for entertainment purposes

From: Darkangel
Subject: gaining a wiz
Dated: Mon Apr 02 16:30:44

I don't think changing the game is the answer to your problems,
it would be easy enough to create a trigger that if attacked by
anything other than a mobile to flee and qq.
Personally, if someone wants to take the easy route to gaining
their immortal, then so be it. I remember happily a time when I
was attacked by a certain teddybear, and knocked the stuffing
out of him. Ahhh, theres nothing quite as nice as defeating
a wizard's killer :)

From: Aloysius
Subject: Darkangel
Dated: Tue Apr 03 19:58:47

Aloysius has gone into a sulk!
xxx Al

From: Taliesin
Subject: getting a wiz
Dated: Tue Apr 03 20:42:58

males cant multitask - its a well known fact - fight or make wiz
cant do both - :)

From: Siva
Subject: smut
Dated: Thu Apr 05 19:43:14

let's have some. this has got far too tame and wholesome.

From: Pegasus
Subject: Taliesin
Dated: Thu Apr 05 20:30:36

Males? Multitask? Hell, they can't even UNItask.

From: ZEON
Subject: Slutty Siva
Dated: Thu Apr 05 20:30:50

Plenty of it in this months copy of Club International

From: Siva
Subject: Club International
Dated: Fri Apr 06 19:14:54

Hell Zeon, I didn't know they even bothered to publish such things
any more, given all the stuff on the internet. But obviously you
keep up to date with your serious reading.
Speaking of smut, I was supposed to go round to Branny's house
yesterday afternoon for a DVD pornfest, but unfortunately got stuck
in a car with a blonde in a leather miniskirt.
Sorry Branny, didn't see you last night to explain.
Much love, Siva xxx

From: Branwell
Subject: Pshaw!
Dated: Fri Apr 06 22:56:39

You could have brought the Blonde round TOO you know!
And why were you wearing a leather miniskirt anyway??

From: Chant
Subject: Bloodbath Results
Dated: Sun Apr 08 22:26:12

Tonight's winner is Bogus (the mobiles went for Cozette instead - the
fickle little things!) - 11 kills, 1 defeat and 0 deaths (coo!)
Second is a mostly one-handed Ecliptic - 7 kills and 2 deaths
Third is Moriarty (who was very busy!) - 3 kills, 3 defeats, 7 deaths
Fourth is Cozette (her first go at this!) - 1 defeat and 15 deaths
Tawwagon turned up, got killed 3 times and toddled off...
Cheers to everyone who turned up and see you next week!

From: Evadne
Subject: Taliesin
Dated: Mon Apr 09 01:13:38

Do you mean they paid people to chase and kill?
I suppose that was so Micronet could make more money
because that way it took longer for people to get
to Wizard. So they spent more on time charges.

From: Evadne
Subject: Darkangel
Dated: Mon Apr 09 01:15:19

You were not quite so brave and bold before you got that wizard.

From: Evadne
Subject: Clarification
Dated: Mon Apr 09 01:17:43

Taliesin, I mean because you said you wanted pro killers back
Not these amateurs
Darkangel, you did kill the teddy but also spent
alot of time in safe worrying and hiding.

From: Aloysius
Subject: teddies
Dated: Mon Apr 09 01:34:24

I felt sorry for him and let him kill me.
Actually, novice me.
PS: I like to see ladies in teddies.
PPS: Ellie don't count, see her in bed every night.

From: Taliesin
Subject: Pro killers
Dated: Mon Apr 09 02:26:12

Didn't say I wanted them back - just that there arent any anymore.
The current batch seem happier to call people names and whinge then
get out of bed and look to see who's playing.
I wonder if Micronet thought of that - must ask hazeii next time
he's on...:)

From: Mindy
Subject: BC Meet 16th June
Dated: Mon Apr 09 11:55:42

Hurrah! Bouncy-castle has now been booked!!
So stick the 16th June in your diaries for
fun and frolics in Sussex and
bouncy castle type things!
There will be a webpage constructed with directions
and there are nearby B&Bs or camping space available for
those that want it.
Love M xx

From: Darkangel
Subject: Evadne
Dated: Mon Apr 09 23:00:08

It's true I spent a part of my mortal life hiding and worrying, and
also fighting, and dying (I was rather good at the latter).
But I wasn't affraid to fight, even after loosing 85k in 1 day.

From: ZEON
Subject: Ewarrior
Dated: Tue Apr 10 23:33:45

May I respectfully suggest that you pay a visit
to rooms 296 and 297 and read what is containeth therein
Especially line numbers 4 and 5 in room 297

From: Bergkamp
Subject: Zeon
Dated: Thu Apr 12 09:07:29

Nah....rebel without a cause!!!

From: Ellie
Subject: Teddie for SALE.
Dated: Thu Apr 12 22:44:14

Well if i do not count,
your on the floor tonight.
no more my bed teddie!
See where that get you Aloysius.

From: Azmodan
Subject: Ellies Bed
Dated: Sat Apr 14 11:47:16

I wasnt aware you ever slept in you own bed :P

From: ZEON
Subject: Ellie
Dated: Sat Apr 14 17:40:37

Been there....
Done that...
Many a time

From: Philote
Subject: Down Under
Dated: Sun Apr 15 11:03:39

Bye everyone, see y'all down under!

From: Ellie
Subject: ZEON
Dated: Sun Apr 15 17:35:16

I bet YOU have
you old goat!!

From: Siva
Subject: abcess
Dated: Fri Apr 20 19:45:27

not much change since was last hearwhere is all the ~DIRT~?
am in a bit of a tizer at the mum ant, ricing a long seenon
~a certain subject~ hence long abcess i trussed i have been mist
reply soonest send socks
hello to everyone who nosed me

From: ZEON
Subject: Er Ok
Dated: Fri Apr 20 23:46:02

Ok Siv's babes, send me some.....NOW

From: Chant
Subject: Bloodbath Results
Dated: Sun Apr 22 22:06:51

Tonight's winner is Gypsy - 11 kills, 6 defeats and 1 death
Bogus is second - 5 kills, 3 defeats and 1 death
Moriarty is third - 3 kills and 9 deaths
Poor Scratchy was tonight's sacrificial goatie and got killed loads...

From: Scratchy
Subject: Bloodbath
Dated: Mon Apr 23 21:53:19

*cough* 18 to be precise... I did warn you I was crap at fighting.
good way to get a crash course I guess...

From: Melt
Subject: siva
Dated: Mon Apr 23 22:09:26

I'll have two of what he's drinking, please...

From: Ellie
Subject: Melt
Dated: Tue Apr 24 22:45:34

Your FAR TOO YOUNG likkle meltie

From: Melt
Subject: Drink
Dated: Tue Apr 24 23:33:45

ok, *legally* maybe, but hey! Don't try and tell me you were all
angelic law-abiding non-drinking under18-eers??

From: Guiseppe
Subject: Drink
Dated: Wed Apr 25 00:22:40

But Melt, I still am an angelic, law-abiding, non-drinking under 18 ;)

From: Ellie
Subject: Grumpie
Dated: Wed Apr 25 01:11:31

NOW I have heard it all!!

From: SheDevil
Subject: Jokey Break Returns!!!
Dated: Wed Apr 25 16:57:32

There are two statues in a park - one of a nude man and one of a nude
women. They had been facing each other across a pathway for 100 years,
when one day, an Angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture
brings the two to life.
The Angel tells them, "as a reward for being so patient, through 100
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for 30 minute
to do what you've wished to do the most."

From: SheDevil
Subject: Jokey Break cont'd.
Dated: Wed Apr 25 17:02:53

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubery
The Angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After
15 minutes, the two return out-of-breath and laughing. The Angel tells the
"you have 15 minutes left, would you care to do it again?" He asks he
"shall we?". She eagerly replies, "oh yes let's! But let's change
positions. This time, I hold the pigeon down and you poo on it's head!"

From: Perialaga
Subject: BB
Dated: Sun Apr 29 21:56:10

Results from April 29, I'm afraid I didnt keep individual scores:
Bogus 8 pts
Owen 6
Macdaddy 6
Moriarty 5
Zinfandel 2
Cozette 1
A nice night with loads joining in for a time - I hope you had fun!