*>/320 zip b zip m /320 Inside the Church. (320) *>zip b *>qw Bogus the Greenie Valiant has just arrived *>zip m *>qw Moonstone the Azmodan's Sorceress has just arrived *>Wallaby the Sardonic Valiant (581) (Safe) Bogus the Greenie Valiant (320) (Safe) Tarie the Amazon (581) (Safe) Zeon the mipselt Arch-Wizard (581) (Safe) Guiseppe the Captain Grumpy Wizard (581) (Safe) Azmodan the Moonstone`s Wizard (320) (Safe) Moonstone the Azmodan's Sorceress (320) (Safe) Polgara the Gorgeous Witch (581) (Safe) Zero the Absolute Wizard (581) (Safe) Tenon the HalfAJoint Wizard (581) (Safe) Fresia the Sorceress (581) (Safe) Rhi the nightie wearing Witch (320) (Safe) *>Moonstone says "think one is sorted" *>Moonstone grins infectiously. *>Moonstone kisses you slowly and sexily! *>zip tar zip tar Moonstone leans over and gives Bogus a sexy little kiss. *> *>zip w Bogus shouts "hes here" *>Tarie the Amazon has just arrived *>zip w *>zip fr Wallaby the Sardonic Valiant has just arrived *>zip fr Bogus shouts "blush" *> *>Fresia the Sorceress has just arrived *>Bogus has given Moonstone a friendly hug. *>qw qw Zeon the mipselt Arch-Wizard arrives with a thunderous crash of noise! *>Wallaby the Sardonic Valiant (320) (Safe) Bogus the Greenie Valiant (320) (Safe) Tarie the Amazon (320) (Safe) Zeon the mipselt Arch-Wizard (320) (Safe) Guiseppe the Captain Grumpy Wizard (581) (Safe) Azmodan the Moonstone`s Wizard (320) (Safe) Moonstone the Azmodan's Sorceress (320) (Safe) Polgara the Gorgeous Witch (1093) (Safe) Zero the Absolute Wizard (581) (Safe) Tenon the HalfAJoint Wizard (581) (Safe) Fresia the Sorceress (320) (Safe) Rhi the nightie wearing Witch (320) (Safe) *>Guiseppe the Captain Grumpy Wizard arrives with a thunderous crash of noise! *>Fresia says "thank you az" *>Zero gets his large amount of kit out *>Zero the Absolute Wizard arrives with a thunderous crash of noise! *>Tarie says "Inshades said transportation wuld be provided" *>Zero the Absolute Wizard waves as he leaves... *>Zero the Absolute Wizard strolls in... *>Tenon the HalfAJoint Wizard has just arrived *>Polgara the Gorgeous Witch has just arrived *>say right anyone clothed? say right anyone clothed? Bogus says "u cant stop young love u know" *> *>Zero can make his own way Zeon, but ta all the same *>Wallaby ermoves his loin cloth *>Bogus stripped *>Wallaby removes his loin cloth *>Zero says "bah, I hate it when it drags along the floor" *>Zeon says "tis ok, you are getting old and need to save" *>Zeon says "your energy" *>giggle Bogus chuckles merrily. *>giggle You Giggle *>Zero says "ah, thanks for the thought Zeon!" *>Bogus says "stop boasting 0" *>Zeon says "tis ok" *>Zero says "its not a boast, its a pain!" *>say its cos he has very short legs bogus say its cos he has very short legs bogus *>Guiseppe WizSays "you shy Rhi ?" *>Zeon says "right are we having a stand in stand in best man?" *>Fresia says "do i have to remove my plant pot?" *>say they were cut off just below the groin say they were cut off just below the groin *>[Rhi] WizSays "no im scrolliong" *>say yeah its bogus say yeah its bogus Bogus hands out the carnies and wonders where everyone will put them *> *>say third one lucky Zeon says "thats as maybe but who is it going to be?" *>say third one lucky Zero says "in any hole thats going" *> *>Zero roars with laughter. *>say bogus qw say bogus *>qw Wallaby the Sardonic Valiant (320) (Safe) Bogus the Greenie Valiant (320) (Safe) Tarie the Amazon (320) (Safe) Zeon the mipselt Arch-Wizard (320) (Safe) Guiseppe the Captain Grumpy Wizard (320) (Safe) Azmodan the Moonstone`s Wizard (320) (Safe) Moonstone the Azmodan's Sorceress (320) (Safe) Polgara the Gorgeous Witch (320) (Safe) Zero the Absolute Wizard (320) (Safe) Tenon the HalfAJoint Wizard (320) (Safe) Fresia the Sorceress (320) (Safe) Rhi the nightie wearing Witch (320) (Safe) *>Moonstone looks ar Zero susiciously *>Bogus says "erm do i have that pleasure?" *>Whooooshhhh *>Guiseppe sobs brokenly *>Zero looks back at Moonstone and says "hey, im innocent, me!" *>Zeon says "right is everyone ready?" *>Guiseppe is gently stroked by Polgara. *>Moonstone giggles in an amazingly silly fashion! *>Bogus nods. *>Guiseppe always cries at weddings. *>nod nod Guiseppe sniggers evilly. *>You Nod *>Tarie nods. *>Polgara nods. *>Zero says "willing and able" *>Moonstone nods. *>Wallaby nods. *>Zeon says "right..." *>Zeon says "excuse the lag..." *>smile Bogus says "shh" *>smile Zeon says "We are gathered here tonight to join this Wizard" *>Zeon says "and this Mortal together in Shadey Matromony" *>You Smile *>And everyone moves to the right of the church *>Guiseppe says "hang on a moment, where's the geezer with the camcorder ?" *>Zeon says "A joining which shall be upheld within the boundaries" *>Zeon says "of Shades until such time as she should tire of his ways" *>Wallaby says "i'm here at the back" *>Zeon says "and take comfort in anothers arms or until he should get" *>Zeon says "a better offer...." *>Zero says "watch who your nudging Wallaby" *>Zeon says "An attachment which will remain true until such time as" *>Zeon says "she should lose her looks or his dangly bits should fall off" *>Bogus cackles merrily and says "Hehe" *>Tarie giggles in an amazingly silly fashion! *>Zeon says "If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should" *>Zeon says "not be joined speak now" *>Zero makes no comments to Az. *>Zero coffs *>kick zer kick zer Bogus peers around for the first *>You do it to Zero *>Guiseppe peers around nervously *>Zeon says "noone???" *>Zero says "ummm" *>Zeon says "whatsoever???" *>Moonstone pokes Zero to shut him up *>Zero says "nah" *>Zeon says "cooooo" *>Bogus says "highly irregular" *>Zero says "hey, the pokeing comes later" *>Guiseppe says "well...." *>Moonstone giggles in an amazingly silly fashion! *>Wallaby says "oh wait I have to change the battery" *>Zeon says "too late" *>Zeon says "Who gives this Mortal to this Wizard?" *>Zero says "in what, may I ask?" *>Zero says "I do!" *>Zero says "me!" *>Zeon says "sure?" *>Zeon says "not want her for yourself?" *>Wallaby says "right" *>Zero says "thats me, Zero, the Wizard, son of Someone or other" *>Bogus chuckles merrily. *>Zero says "well I thought about it" *>Zeon grins infectiously. *>Zero says "but nah, im a nice chappy" *>Zeon says "Thank you, Could the happy couple please approach" *>cough cough You Cough *>em shuffles forward to the altar em shuffles forward to the altar *>Zero says "besides, I cant really have 2 wives" *>Zero says "well, spose I could...." *>Zero ponders *>Zeon says "I said approach not cough" *>Fresia says "someone slap him on the back" *>Moonstone moves forward *>Guiseppe looks at his watch and thinks 'The bar should be open by now'. *>Zero prods Moonstone to the altar *>Zeon cheers, giving a big cheesy grin into the bargain! *>Zeon turns to Moonstone *>Zeon says "Please repeat after me..." *>Zero says "right, down the bar!" *>say please repeat after me Zeon says "I, Moonstone, do promise to stand by this Wizard's side" *>Zero leaves with some booze on his mind *>say please repeat after me *>Zero whispers "hey, hes Zeon, how come hes calling himself Moonstone?" *>Zeon turns to Moonstone again *>Guiseppe wonders what the stime 0 command does *>Moonstone says "I, Moonstone do promise to stand by this Wizard's side" *>Zeon says "through all his tantrums and to love and cherish" *>giggle giggle Polgara chuckles merrily. *>You Giggle *>Bogus says "difficult promises" *>Zero says "crumbs, thats a lot of tantrums" *>Tarie giggles in an amazingly silly fashion! *>Moonstone says "through all his tantrums and to love and cherish" *>Zeon says "him even in his more difficult moments" *>Zero says "moment = 24 Hours" *>Moonstone says "him even in his more difficult moments" *>Zeon says "Furthermore, I promise to wash his feet twice per day" *>Moonstone looks a bit unsure *>Bogus says "i thort they werent having the feet thingy" *>Zero says "absolutely, phewww! and He said Bizkits were bad!" *>Guiseppe says "considering who the groom is, these are not a good set of vows" *>Tarie giggles in an amazingly silly fashion! *>Moonstone says "Furthermore, I promise to wash his feet twice per day, most of the time" *>Zeon says "and three times in July" *>Zero says "always time to say No Moonstone" *>Zeon grins infectiously. *>Guiseppe says "looks like Game Over here" *>say there is your right there zero say there is your right there zero Moonstone says "and errrr three times in July" *> *>Zeon turns to Azmodan *>Zeon says "Please repeat after me..." *>Zeon says "I, Azmodan, do promise to love, protect and obey this mortal" *>Zero is always right *>You get a faint whiff of Gorgonzola. *>say I, Azmodan, do promise to love, protect and obey this mortal say I, Azmodan, do promise to love, protect and obey this mortal *>Zeon says "and to always meekly agree with her whether she is right or" *>Zeon says "wrong" *>The Beggar shouts "Dont do it Moonstone hes Gay" *>And not to use mt too often *>Wallaby makes a strnge gurggling noise *>>>>>CHOMP!!!<<<< It sounds like something lunching on beggar. *>say and to always meekly agree with her whether she is right or say and to always meekly agree with her whether she is right or *>Zeon says "Could the best man please pass me the rings and could the" *>Zeon says "Bride and Groom please stand wickedly close to each other" *>say wrong say wrong *>Moonstone cuddles up to Azmodan *>smile Bogus clasps his hands over his groin *>smile You Smile *>cuddle m cuddle m You put your arms around Moonstone and give her a warm cuddle! *>Zeon turns towards Azmodan and hands him one of the rings *>Polgara cheers, giving a big cheesy grin into the bargain! *>Zeon gives you the A diamond encrusted ring *>smile smile Bogus says "is t me or is it hot" *>You Smile *>Zeon says "Azmodan, please could you place this ring on" *>Zeon says "Moostone's finger and repeat after me..." *>gi moo t gi moo t Moonstone the Azmodan's Sorceress takes the A diamond encrusted ring *>Fresia chortles merrily. *>Tarie smiles gently. *>Zeon says "With this ring I offer myself to you for all eternity" *>Guiseppe says "MOOstone ?" *>Zero says "no comments about rings Guis" *>Guiseppe gets a good kicking from Zeon. *>Zero roars with laughter. *>em places the ring on moonstones finger em places the ring on moonstones finger *>say With this ring I offer myself to you for all eternity say With this ring I offer myself to you for all eternity *>Zeon says "and will allow you to have your wicked way with me" *>Guiseppe says "ouch, that hurt Zeon." *>Zero says "awww, iniit sweet" *>say and will allow you to have your wicked way with me say and will allow you to have your wicked way with me *>Zeon says "whenever you wish" *>Fresia feels a wee bit sick *>Guiseppe is beginning to get worried about the queue at the Bar. *>Bogus says "thats the bit hes looking forward to" *>say whenever you wish Zero says "he is?" *>say whenever you wish *>Zeon turns to Moonstone *>Fresia says "u didnt bring your secret supply guis?" *>Zeon says "Moonstone, please place this ring on Azmodan's finger" *>Zeon says "and repeat after me..." *>Guiseppe says "naah, I was told it was a free Bar Fres" *>Moonstone puts the solid gold ring on Azmodan's finger *>Zeon says "With this ring I give my whole to you but reserve the right" *>Fresia says "i see ..silly me" *>Moonstone says "with this ring I give my whole to you but reserve the right" *>Zeon says "to play around with other Mortals, Wizards and especially" *>Bogus chuckles merrily. *>Guiseppe chortles merrily. *>Zero says "any immortal beggining with Z" *>Moonstone says "to play around with other mortals, wizards and especially" *>Zeon says "Arch-Wizzes should I become totally bored with you" *>Zeon winks conspiratorially *>Bogus says "nah the rest of the alphabet first" *>Zero says "Z is first!" *>Moonstone says "Arch-wizzes should I become bored with you" *>Bogus says "z=0" *>Zeon turns back towards Azmodem *>Zeon says "Azmodan, do you take this Mortal as your wife to touch" *>Zeon says "stroke and desire for all time?" *>Guiseppe says "let's face it, the Z's are at the end of the queue" *>say I do say I do Bogus nods. *> *>Zero says "no chance G" *>Zeon turns back towards Moonstone *>Zeon says "Moonstone, do you take this Wizard as your husband to have" *>Zeon says "and to hold and cherish for all time?" *>Moonstone says "I do" *>Bogus says "b i second letter of alphabet" *>Zeon says "With the exchange of rings and the vows complete I now" *>Zeon says "pronounce you husband and wife" *>Guiseppe claps loudly!! *>Zeon says "You may now openly display a bout of wild passion and" *>Zeon says "snog each other and when you are both ready you are" *>Zeon says "free to retire to the Bridal Suite" *>Bogus cheers, giving a big cheesy grin into the bargain! *>Guiseppe cheers, giving a big cheesy grin into the bargain! *>Moonstone kisses you slowly and sexily! *>Fresia cheers, giving a big cheesy grin into the bargain! *>Wallaby cheers, giving a big cheesy grin into the bargain! *>kiss m kiss m Tarie claps loudly!! *>Zero says "no, Y is" *>You give her a nice kiss. *>Bogus has given you a friendly hug! *>Tarie cheers, giving a big cheesy grin into the bargain! *>Bogus has given Moonstone a friendly hug. *>Tenon cheers, giving a big cheesy grin into the bargain! *>Zero cheers, giving a big cheesy grin into the bargain! *>Zeon says "All events in the Bridal Suite will of course be video'ed" *>Zeon says "and copies of the tape will be available from me for" *>Zeon says "50 quid a time" *>hug b hug b Polgara cheers, giving a big cheesy grin into the bargain! *>You give him a friendly hug. *>Zero says "Congrats you two" *>Zero has given you a friendly hug! *>Zero leans over and gives Moonstone a sexy little kiss. *>hug t hug t You give her a sensuous little hug! *>hug te Moonstone leans over and gives Zero a sexy little kiss. *>hug te You give him a friendly hug. *>Polgara kisses you slowly and sexily! *>Tenon has given Moonstone a friendly hug. *>Tenon has given you a friendly hug! *>hug ze hug ze Polgara leans over and kisses Moonstone softly on the lips. *>You give him a friendly hug. *>Bogus says "well done u 2" *>hug zer hug zer You give him a friendly hug. *>Moonstone leans over and kisses Polgara softly on the lips. *>hug ze Zeon says "now would the bridesmaig like a quickie outside?" *>hug ze You give him a friendly hug. *>hug guis hug guis Bogus says "now u can relax!!1" *>In the distance you hear a bell sound thrice.... *>You give him a friendly hug. *>Zeon has given you a friendly hug! *>Zeon leans over and gives Moonstone a sexy little kiss. *>Moonstone wonders who will catch the flowers *>Zeon says "right boooozzzzzeeeeeee upppppppppp" *>